THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME
This is my life
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.
AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.
This is so important.
this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs
the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear
who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies
who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.
you’re loved too. don’t forget that.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Could I have a reading? If you are still doing them of course.
Readings will always be open, the only one that is first come first serve as a free reading is past life. Other than that, it’s all donation based.
So, for you I am going to do a crystalmancy reading, so that others can know what it is like.
We have labradorite, red jasper, and moon stone.
You need to allow yourself to be honest with people, and vulnerable. This will allow genuine people to open up to you, and you’ll be able to help heal both ways. You are also feeling a tug at your intuition, trying to grow. This is for the best, allow it to happen.
Remember, you can donate here for a reading
GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
- HEIR TO _____???
- GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
- OVERLORD OF _____???
- GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
- THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
- MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???
- Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
- Periods are extremely disabling for some people
- Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
- Stop arguing about this
I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes; on my face, they are still together.
— Warsan Shire (via lilmagicalgrrrl)